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Sura ya mbuzi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SUPERUSER, Sep 2, 2012.

  1. SUPERUSER

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    Jamaa watatu walikutana wakaanza kushindana nani kati yao anajua Kuuchuna (uso wa mbuzi)

    Jamaa1:"Nilimpigia simu mke wangu akapokea hakusema 'hallo!' Nami nikauchuna. Sikuongea mpaka pesa zote zikaisha.

    Jamaa2:"Niligonga mlango,mke wangu akafungua,lakini hakuniambia 'karibu' nikauchuna na kurudi nilikotoka.

    Jamaa3:"Tangu nimuoe mke wangu hajawai niita 'mpenzi',nimegoma kulala naye hadi leo ni miaka Sita."

    Wenzake wakamwambia:"Wee acha uongo,mbona una watoto wawili?"

    Jamaa3 akajibu:"Mpaka leo sija muuliza watoto niwa nani? NIMEUCHUNA tu..!"
     
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