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Sukari kilo mbili

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by AlWatan Nyuki, Jan 11, 2012.

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    AlWatan Nyuki New Member

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    Jamaa mmoja mjini Mombasa alifika mkahawani na kumuita mhudumu. Mambo yakawa namna hii:
    JAMAA: Chai ipo?
    MHUDUMU: Ipo.
    JAMAA: Mnauza bei gani kikombe kimoja?
    MHUDUMU: Shilingi Ishirini
    JAMAA: Na sukari itakuwa bei gani?
    MHUDUMU: Sukari bure
    JAMAA: Basi achana na hiyo chai, nifungie sukari kilo mbili. DUH!
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha! Jamaa alikuwa sahihi kabisa wala hajakosea chochote
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    duh! Mahesabu makali kweli. Nalog off
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Mhudumu akabaki mdomo wazi
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu mteja bila shaka ni mtz, watz kwa kupenda vya bure hawajambo
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    Teh teh teh.. Aaah safi sana, akili kumkichwa
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ahah ah ah ah aha ha ha ha ahah ha h a:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    Haha!hehe!hihi!hoho!huhuuuuuuu! Nimechyeka ile mbaiyaa!
     
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    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kapiga hesabu za mbali
     
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