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Subject: Husband and his wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bramo, Dec 28, 2011.

  1. Bramo

    Bramo JF Bronze Member

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    The husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, but didn't inform the husband. That night, when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me, my dear, my stomach...." and disappeared towards the bathroom. The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently. He wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her. The wife was overwhelmed on the vigour and strength of the man leave alone the new styles that left the woman perplexed. She was wondering why high performance of this nature was not accorded to her but to the maid of all the people. For the first time in their twelve years of marriage she was carried to the peak four times nonstop and could hardly hold her breath. When he was finished and still panting, the wife said, "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?!" and switched the light on. "No madam....!" said the gardener.
     
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Ntarudi badae....
     
  3. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Lol! I thought ni baba mkwe kabisa!
     
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    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    A cab driver picks up a Nun.
    She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

    She asks him why is he staring.
    He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.

    'She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.

    ''Well, I've always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.

    'She responds,'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
    #1: You have to be single.
    #2: You must be Catholic.
    #3: I have to save my virginity, you will have to enter me from behind.

    The cab driver is very excited and says,'Yes, I'm single, Catholic, and I'm happy to enter from behind!

    ''OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
    'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?

    ''Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.

    'The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a halloween party
     
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    :lol::lol::lol:...Funny indeed!! Huyu Kelvin atakuwa ni muingereza.....
     
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    Hahahahhahhahahhahaaaaaaaaaaa...................umeona eheeeee!!!
     
  7. Bramo

    Bramo JF Bronze Member

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    Makubwa...
     
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