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Stupidity at its best!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Asprin, Sep 16, 2009.

  1. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Two presidents are talking over coffee and
    croissants at their country club one day.
    Museveni, of Uganda, says to Moi (Kenya)
    "Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid.
    Do you doubt me? Let me show you."
    And he called his driver over and said,
    "Bakasongo, here is a 10 dollar bill,
    go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes.
    "To which Bakasongo replied,
    "Yes Sir! Right away Sir!" and he rushed off.
    The president turned to his pal and said,
    "See, the moron is brainless."
    Moi said, "That's nothing. You want to see stupid?
    Let me show you stupid. He called his driver,
    "Kiptoon, run home now and check to see if I'm at home."
    Kiptoon said, "Yes Mzee!! Right away Mzee and ran off.
    Moi turns smugly to his buddy, "See what I told you?
    That's my simpleton.
    Later on, the two drivers met on the road.
    Bakasongo said to Kiptoon,
    "Eh, you know my boss is really stupid.
    He gave me 10 dollars and asked me to go to
    the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes.
    Like he doesn't know that today is Sunday
    and the showroom would be closed!
    To which Kiptoon replied,
    "You think he is stupid, huh? My boss is worse,
    he asked me to go home to check if he is at home...
    Can't he just use his cell phone to find out?

    BE CAREFUL YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE TAKING THAT YOU ARE STUPID THAN HER!!

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

    Good day great thinkers.
     
  2. GP

    GP JF-Expert Member

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    nadhani huyu aliyotumwa akanunue mercedes ndio JINGA LA KUTUPWA!!.
     
  3. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa nini mkuu? Huyo aliyetumwa akamwangalie kama yuko nyumbani mi nadhani ndiyo kinara.
     
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    Shapu JF-Expert Member

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    GP,
    Kweli hujasoma vizuri... Pumbavu zaidi ni aliyetumwa kumcheck Moi. At least huyo wa $10 hajui bei ya mercedence lakini huyo aliyeambiwa akamcheck mtu ambaye yuko pale and funy enough anashaanga kwanini moi asimpigie... stupidiest
     
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    Safina JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu Kiptoon ndo kiongozi wa wajinga. And funny enough anathubutu kumwambia mwenzie eti c angepitumia cm. Do hii kali. Ndo shida ya kuwaogopa wakubwa wa kazi.
     
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    Kiptoo ndiyo mjinga, at least mwenzake ali kumbuka kwamba sunday maduka yamefungwa
     
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    GP JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa alitumwa akanunue gari, sasa yeye anamcheka aliyemtuma kwamba hajui ilikua ni siku ya jumapili duka limefungwa, SASA YEYE ALIYETUMWA ANAKWENDA KUNUNUA WAPI???
     
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