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Stupid questions with the smart answers

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kisoda2, Jun 30, 2009.

  1. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

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    BOY : May I hold your hand?
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me...

    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

    BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL : How soon??

    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

    MAN : You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

    Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

    Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
    Pupil : "The moon".
    Teacher : "Why?"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

    Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
    Pupil : "A teacher".

    Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
    Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

    My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

    Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
    Sam : "It's a family tradition".
    Teacher : "What do you mean?"
    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
    Teacher : "What about your mother?"
    Sam : "She's a woman"..

    Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

    Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
    Student : "Brotherly love"
    Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

    Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

    Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

    Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
  2. Shapu

    Shapu JF-Expert Member

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    fantastic jokes. thnks.
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    kui JF-Expert Member

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    brilliantly funny
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Nice collection.
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    Mopao Joseph Member

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    Good findings unaweza kuwa mwalimu..

    Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter! Martin Luther King, Jr.
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    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    kwi kwi kwi very smart ehhh!! a lak it.
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    Tolu Member

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    haha haha haha...fun eeeh and nice one.