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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jan 7, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    {1}Mtu anakukuta unafyatua matofali,anakuuliza;naona unafyatua matofali au vipi?,unamjibu;[hapana,ninaoka mikate!]
    {2}Mtu anakukuta unavuta sigara,anakuuliza;na wewe unavuta sigara?,unamjibu;[hapana,hii ni chaki inaungua!].>>
    {3}Mkeo anakuta namba ya mwanamke mwingine kwenye simu yako,anang'aka;niambie,na huyu ni nani?,unamjibu;[soma jina lake,si limeandikwa hapo!].
     
  2. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! Hilo jibu la mwisho litazua msala.
     
  3. Tz-guy

    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hiyo, watu wanapenda kupotezeana muda kwa maswali yasiyo na tija.
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mtu anakuwa hana cha kuongea,basi tu!
     
  5. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    mtu umeshafika nyumbani kwake anakuona na anakuuliza vipi umefika? unamjibu bado,mtu anaingia duka la dawa na anakuuliza mnauza madawa,unamjibu hapana tunauza spear za magari.Nalog off
     
  6. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Safi saaana,qwa qwa qwaaah!
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mtu upo ndani ya lift room ya chini kabisa,mtu anakukuta anakuuliza vp unakwenda juu?,unamjibu;[hapana nasubiri chumba changu kishuke toka juu niingie].
     
  8. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    ila hapo mwisho inabidi uwe makini kujibu, maana panaweza kugeuka syria
     
  9. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
     
  10. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Mtu anakuona umetulia home anakuambia "nakuona mzee !"
    Unamwambia,acha uongo wewe mbona mi sikuoni mkuu!
     
  11. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mtu anakukuta umepumzika,anakuuliza vp upo mwana?,unamjibu;sipo!
     
  12. che wa Tz

    che wa Tz JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha, mkuu umenivunja mbavu zangu
     
  13. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Nunua pc nyingine
     
  14. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    A; Nasikia wa Bongo ukiwauliza swali mpaka nao wakuulize hawawezi to jibu, Ni kweli?

    B; Wewe nani kakwambia?
     
  15. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    mtu anaona unakunywa bia anakuuliza <siku hizi unakunywa bia?> mwambie hapana nakunywa mkojo wa punda
     
  16. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Brrahahahaaah!
     
  17. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    mtu anakuona dirishani ndani ya basi anakuuliza vp unasafiri mjibu hapana napoteza mda tu humu
     
  18. F

    Fatuma kimimino Member

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    Mtu anakuona unaenda library kusoma,anakuuliza vp unaenda kufanya nn,mwambie naenda kucheza sebene,mtu anakuona unaingia mckitin/kanisani anakwambia unaenda kufanya nn,mwambie naenda kula mubia/kulamba povu
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Duh,sa unaulzaje mathwali uku unadeku mwenyewe..
     
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    mpigilie JF-Expert Member

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    1.Amewakuta msibani
    < Habari za hapa?
    > Kama unavyoziona

    < Mnaendeleaje?
    > Hakuna shughuli zozote za maendeleo

    < Namaanisha nini kinaendelea?
    > Maandalizi ya harusi
     
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