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Stress!.....!@3#%&**$*

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Amoeba, Jul 10, 2011.

  1. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    You gave a lift to a beautiful girl
    she fainted inside your car & u took her to the hospital.
    Now that’s stressful, but at the hospital the Doc said she is pregnant &
    congratulated u that you’re going to be a father You denied, but the
    girl
    said you are.
    This is getting very stressful
    To prove Your not the father , you requested for a DNA test. After the
    tests, the doctor said you are Sterile and can’t impregnate a woman.
    You are extremely stressed but relieved.
    But On your way home, you suddenly remembered you left 3 kids at home…
    Who the Hell is their father.
    NOW THAT’S STRESS!
     
  2. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo sio stress tuu bali ni balaa na ugomvi huko home
     
  3. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kasheshe......
     
  4. Gagurito

    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    Nikifika homee nawachinja kabisa teh!
     
  5. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Taratibu mkuu! Chondechonde na hiko kisu!
     
  6. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    Bora mkeo anakupenda sana aligundua na akaona ukipima maisha yako yote utakuwa na mawazo na stress za kudumu
     
  7. Meritta

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    mh hiyo ni balaa
     
  8. pomo

    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    aaaghhhh, hiyo ni movie flan hiv ya kinaigeria, wale watoto c walikuwa wa dereva wao? bisha
     
  9. Gagurito

    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    Unadhani ntamuacha salama hapo?
     
  10. S

    Sharo hiphop JF-Expert Member

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    Taratiiiibu bila kufanya chochote, take all three children to the hospital to prove if they are your or not through DNA check up! After realising that wewe ni mlezi and not the father, tell your wife to leave your gheto taratiiibu bila hata information to your neighbours. Other wise you will be lofa kwa kuitwa dadie kumbe mlezi.
     
  11. Quinty

    Quinty JF-Expert Member

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    Now that's beyond stress for sure...only few men can handle that...suicide bells ringing in your head...dingly dingly dingly dingly...!
     
  12. Katavi

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    Mmh!! Unaweza kumwaga damu!
     
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