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Strange Sms

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DEVINE, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    For long time silence from his girlfriend,he desided to send sms which state as;
    'What happened to our network,when am texting u,your heart not deliver.When am calling u,your love is not available.And when i beep u nowdays phone operators reply to me "THE LOVE U REQUESTING DOESN'T EXIST PLEASE CHECK WELL THE NUMBER AND CALL AGAIN".
    Assume what happen next.
     
  2. imma.one

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    Mmm ok i ddn't understand coz i dn't know English.
    Better you change to french
     
  3. DEVINE

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    Maybe i can offer you a dictionary
     
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  5. Vin Diesel

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    I really need an english course!
     
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    english police
     
  7. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Taja wapi na dau ukupigie pindi
     
  8. DEVINE

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    maybe your english gangstar
     
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    Alright student!!there is someone tell what global warming is?.............
     
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    Natamani ningekuwa najua kiingereza.
     
  11. Leonard Robert

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    switch to kihaya bojo.... mpao... wakora ...kasinge..
     
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    english police? kumbe wewe ni police
     
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    Dah, inachekesha kweli.. possible huh?
     
  14. Mlaleo

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    Waikora waitu
     
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