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Stopped by the police

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kashaijabutege, Feb 18, 2011.

  1. Kashaijabutege

    Kashaijabutege JF-Expert Member

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    They are stopped by the police

    John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."

    Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."

    So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."

    And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.

    Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."

    Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!" pr0perty0fgl0wp0rt

    The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"

    Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk."
     
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    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Dah, jamaa imekula kwake....
     
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    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamuke mujinga sana huyu
    Mpaka anamwambia police mumewe amelewa duh
     
  4. pmwasyoke

    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    "I knew this, I told you, Nilijua ..." Semi kama hizi kwa kawaida si nzuri mtu akifikwa na jambo. Zinaongeza maumivu.
     
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    Ukwaju JF Bronze Member

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    Du je? ni wanawake wote wana viherehere km Jessica? unajificha deni anamwonyesha mdai wako ulikojificha du!!
     
  6. Kashaijabutege

    Kashaijabutege JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamke naye alilewa.
     
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