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Discussion in 'Utambulisho (Member Intro Forum)' started by Chubby, Feb 3, 2011.

  1. Chubby

    Chubby New Member

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    [CHORUS]
    25% of all men are unstable
    25% of all men can't be faithful
    30% of them don't mean what they say
    and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay

    That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your mate
    That means you better pay attention to these words that I say
    I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
    and show you what to do to keep the other 10.

    RULE #1
    Don't be a booty call
    If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

    RULE #2
    If he's in a relationship
    If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

    RULE #3
    Tell him that you're celibate
    And if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it

    RULE #4
    Be the person you wanna find
    Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

    STATISTICS!

    15% of all men got a complex
    15% of all men don't practice safe sex
    20% of them come from homes without a father
    and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward

    Something to think about when you're taking a shower
    Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water

    I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
    and show you what to do to keep the other 10

    [REPEAT CHORUS]

    Be patient! He's waiting!
    You don't gotta settle for that
    Leave what is past alone!
    Get you a backbone!
    Stop being (sorry for) yourself!

    Have you no checklist?
    It's gonna take patience
    Time is still wastin'

    Don't be a booty call
    If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

    If he's in a relationship
    If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

    Tell him that you're celibate
    and if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it.

    Be the person you wanna find
    Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.
     
  2. Rungu

    Rungu JF-Expert Member

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    Feb 3, 2011
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    Chubby, asante kwa hizo statistics. Hilo jina lako huwaga nalizimia sana:)
     
  3. The Son of Man

    The Son of Man JF-Expert Member

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    Piga uwa we ni mwenhyeji hapa jamvini sasa kukukomoa sikukaribishi!
     
  4. Chubby

    Chubby New Member

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    Feb 7, 2011
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    Eti eeeh....thnx
     
  5. Chubby

    Chubby New Member

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    Uckonde mtu wangu nishajikaribisha mwenyewe
     
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