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Statistics 101

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Nyani Ngabu, Jun 25, 2010.

  1. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Guys and gals, there is this new song by Lyfe Jennings that I really like. I think it has a powerful message and that's what piqued my interest to listen to it again and again and became curious as to what y'all think about what he is saying. Below are the lyrics (in red) and my comments (in black) in parentheses and below the lyrics is the song itself but in audio only.

    Please don't go off the deep end and start asking where did he get this 25 or that 30 percent from.....I believe he just wanted to drive home a point and he hit a home run.

    If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
    and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.
    Books out. Let's go!

    (Ok...good intro....)


    25% of all men are unstable
    25% of all men can't be faithful
    30% of them don't mean what they say
    and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay

    (Really? I thought both men and women lie....but maybe men have an edge on this one albeit a small one)

    That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
    That means you better pay attention to these words that I say
    I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
    and show you what to do to keep the other 10.

    (Dang...didn't know women have it that hard....reminds me of Three Six Mafia's 'hard out here for a pimp')

    RULE #1
    Don't be a booty call
    If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

    (True that...it's degrading for any woman to reduce herself to being a booty call....no argument there from me. They say a woman's body is her temple. So listen ladies, don't let men manipulate you into having sex with them thinking
    that they have feelings for you when in many cases all the feelings they have are for what is between your legs.)

    RULE #2
    If he's in a relationship
    If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

    (So so very true but this applies both ways. If a woman cheats on her man with me,
    how am I to know that she won't do it to me?)



    RULE #3
    Tell him that you're celibate
    And if he want some of your goodies he gon have to work for it

    (Hmmm....I really don't any comment here....lol)

    RULE #4
    Be the person you wanna find
    Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

    (Now this line right here is the truth!! You can't be a nickel looking for a dime or else you'd be setting yourself up to get heartbroken big time. It's better to go out with someone whom you mesh with in the most ways.)

    15% of all men got a complex
    15% of all men don't practice safe sex
    20% of them are from homes without a father
    so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward

    (I'm not sure what complex he's talking about...it could be anything from Napoleon's to oedipus...lol. I just don't know. And speaking of fathers...I have a bone to pick with you JF ladies. This past Sunday-6-20-10 or 20-6-10-was father's day and none of you dared to start a 'happy father's day' thread. Why? I'm sure there are plenty of good fathers in here. On mother's day we had a happy mother's day...but when it comes to father's day there is zero, nothing, nada, zilch thread about it. It's a shame.)

    Something to think about when you're taking a shower
    Something to swallow when you drink your bottled water

    (This got me nodding my head...when I'm in the shower I tend to think a lot about a bunch of different things...dunno why.)

    I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
    and show you what to do to keep the other 10%

    (Alrighty then...I'm sure they are taking notes)

    Now enjoy the song.....

    YouTube - Lyfe Jennings Statistics



     
  2. chloe.obrain

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    Very interesting, n well summarized, point noted Nyani.
     
  3. Nyani Ngabu

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    Thanks Chloe, you are a she, I presume!!!
     
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    Nyani N bwana,

    UDSM kulikuwa na Lecturer anafundisha somo : STATISTICS 101

    alikuwa mlemavu na anafurahia sana "kuwakamata" wanafunzi

    nilipoona hiyo title ya thread nimemkumbuka sana

    "... I've killed ONE and many others are suffering minor/major injuries..."
     
  5. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Duh! Nashukuru sikusoma kwenye hilo li chuo lao...kwanza kwa grades zangu wala nisingechaguliwa kujiunga (lol)....na hata kama ningebahatika ninge-flunk out tu. Sijui wanafundishaga madudu gani tu hapo...yako magumu sana kwa sisi wengine

    Vipi lakini maudhui ya Lyfe Jennings....yana hekima?
     
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    I can not add a "word" -

    This part : bold/red - tells a lot about USA society (right?)

     
  7. Nyani Ngabu

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    Not so sure coz homosexuality is everywhere nowdays...even in Tehran besides Mahmoud Ahmadinedjad's denials. Irregardless, human beings are human beings....we all share similar experiences no matter what corner of the globe we happen to live in.
     
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    Very very true!
     
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    And who can argue with that?
     
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    That is very profound Nyani Ngabu
     
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    Damn sure is!
     
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    Rule Number One.
     
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    Dumb ass. Was Chloe O'Brian in the 24 series a he??? Arrrghhhh.
     
  15. Nyani Ngabu

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    Shut up, you crackhead. Anybody can be anything up in here.
     
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    JF is a jungle says you. Shtoooopit.
     
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    Cyber-jungle, that is.
     
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    Cyber jungle it is.
     
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