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Star na jokes bana!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Star, Jan 3, 2009.

  1. Star

    Star JF-Expert Member

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    STAR NA JOKES THREAD

    1. Kiatu chapigwa kufuli Bush mavi kitambaani


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    Star JF-Expert Member

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    Next time I won't miss you!!!


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    Funny funny.....he shd have been hit though by the 2nd shoe angalau
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    huyu jamaa shabaha yake sijui ilikuwaje. Enzi za Mwalimu asingemkosa!!! Kila raia alihudhuria jeshi la kujenga taifa!!
     
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    He was in a hurry si unajua the security guys had already pounced on him, so he had to do it very fast ndipo akamkosa..
     
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    Nasikia alikwenda kuwaomba Wairaq... waache ugaidi wa kuwalipua wamarekani wanao chota mafuta...!
     
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    Obama awe na hadhari sana asije kujipotezea umashughuli na sifa zake kem kem kutokana na sera zake sasa zimekuwa zikilingana na za Bush.


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    Star JF-Expert Member

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    A man is driving in his car on a road. A woman is driving in her car on the same road, but in the opposite direction.

    When they pass each other, the man opens his window and shouts to the woman:
    DONKEY!

    The woman immediately responds: Monkey!

    Both continue their separate ways, the woman being very satisfied with her quick and smart reaction.

    And just as she reaches the first curve in the road …

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    Moral:


    "Women never really understand what men are trying to say to them."














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