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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nesindiso Sir, Mar 6, 2008.

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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    If you MUST speed on the highway,
    sing these hymns loudly:

    at 100 kph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"

    at 120 kph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"

    at 140 kph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"

    at 160 kph.... "Nearer Still Nearer"

    at 180 kph.... "This World is Not My Home"

    at 200 kph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"

    at 220 kph.... "Precious Memories"
     
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