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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbonea, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. Mbonea

    Mbonea JF-Expert Member

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    • [h=6]A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
      the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
      and, before he left, he told her that he did
      not have any cash with him, but he would have his
      secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling
      the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

      On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
      done, realizing that the whole event had not been
      worth the price. So he had his
      secretary send a check for
      $250 and
      enclose the following typed note:

      'Dear Madam:
      Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of
      your apartment . I am not sending the amount agreed
      upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the
      impression that: it had never been occupied;
      there was plenty of heat; and
      it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
      However, I found out that:
      - it had been previously occupied,
      - there wasn't any heat, and
      - it was entirely too large.'
      Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
      returned the check for $250 with the following note:

      'Dear Sir:
      I cannot understand how you could expect a
      beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
      - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
      know how to turn it on.
      - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
      regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture
      to fill it, please do not blame the management.
      So, Please send the rent in full or we
      will be forced to contact your present landlady....,
      [/h]


     
  2. b

    beyond heaven Member

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    ii kali halafu ina mahadhi ya kidhungu..
     
  3. Nyundo Kavu

    Nyundo Kavu Senior Member

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    duuuuuuuuuuuuuh
     
  4. Complicator EM

    Complicator EM Senior Member

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    Hapa labda WA KUSOMA angekuwepo angeitafasri otherwise hapa wabongo pumba tu.
     
  5. Complicator EM

    Complicator EM Senior Member

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    Baada ya kurudia kama mara 5 hivi, hatimaye nimepata kitu.
     
  6. Complicator EM

    Complicator EM Senior Member

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    Hapa labda WA KUSOMA angekuwepo angeitafasri otherwise hapa wabongo pumba tu.
     
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