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Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mohammed Shossi, Jan 18, 2011.

  1. Mohammed Shossi

    Mohammed Shossi Verified User

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    "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
    "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
    After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
    "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
    Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
    "Okay Daddy, just a minute."
    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."
    "And what happened honey?"
    "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
    "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
    "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
    ***Long Pause***
    ***Longer Pause***
    Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?
    I don't have one
    Is this 486-5731?"
    No, this is 486-5713.....
    Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!=)) lool..
     
  2. sweetlady

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    Mh! Nmecheka kcheko ambacho cjawah cheka toka mwka uanze! Oh maskin uncle. Jaman hz wrong # too much, ona ss uncle kakufia swmng pool kw hof ya fumanizi.
     
  3. Mohammed Shossi

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    We unadhani fumanizi mchezo?
     
  4. Good Guy

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    Very funny but i guess they deserved it didnt they?haha
     
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    Aisee kwel c mchezo ndg yng. Ila ndo uncle ajue mke wa m2 ni sumu! Si kweli eh?
     
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    Yes. Ila nawahurumia cz ilkuwa wrong #.
     
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    Iwe fundisho.............lol:plane:
     
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    Yes they do
     
  9. Mohammed Shossi

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    Sasa usemi upi umekaa sawa kati ya "mke wa mtu mtamu" na "mke wa mtu sumu" kwani kuna sumu tamu?
     
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    A na B yote sawa. Ni mtamu kweli na sumu pia. Ni mtamu ucpofumaniwa ila anageuka sumu ukifumwa. Ucjarib mwaya!
     
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    Fumanizi ni kizaazaa...acha kabisa ....
     
  12. sweetlady

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    Yamekukuta?? Ya kudondokea kwny swming liclo na maji?.
     
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    Asingeweza kupost comment ! Lol
     
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    Natamani kufumaniwa au kufumania ili nisihadithiwe tu,bahati mbaya sina wa kumfumania au kufumaniwa nae
     
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    Ha ha ha ha!
    Naomba source ya kichekesho chako.
    Mmmh! Tuwekee na picha.
     
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    Well its just a joke kama joke nyinginezo na haina pic lol
     
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    Usihofu we panga mambo na mimi utafumaniwa tu halafu uone nini kitafuata
     
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    it is cool and fun
     
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    Tehe tehe tehe, hujaamua tu!
     
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    Samahani dada wewe sista wa kanisa gani vile?
     
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