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Son of a bitch (sob)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mundu, Jan 28, 2011.

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    Mundu JF-Expert Member

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    Priest: What is your sin child?
    Girl : I confess father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch...

    Priest: Why?

    Girl : Father he touched me....

    Priest: Like this????

    (The priest then touches the girl...)

    Girl : Yes!!!

    Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-bitch.
    Girl : Yes but then he stripped me naked...Priest: Like this??? (The priest then rips the girl's clothes off.)

    Girl : Yes!!!

    Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-bitch.

    Girl : Yes but then he had sex with me...

    Priest: Like this???

    (The priest then has wild UNPROTECTED sex with her.)

    Girl : Yes exactly like that!!!

    Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-bitch.

    Girl : But father he had AIDS

    Priest: That son-of-a-bitch!!!!!
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    :lol:
     
  3. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    du! Ebwana wewee ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaa
     
  4. Mtego wa Noti

    Mtego wa Noti JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo kali.......
     
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