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Son of a Bi..h

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Balantanda, Oct 20, 2009.

  1. Balantanda

    Balantanda JF-Expert Member

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    Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

    Priest: "What have you done my child?"

    Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

    Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

    Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

    Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand)

    Girl: "Yes father."

    Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

    Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

    Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

    Girl: "Yes father."

    Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

    Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."



    Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)


    Girl: "Yes father."


    Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."


    Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."


    Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)


    Girl: "Yes father."

    Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

    Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."

    Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "Thats no reason to call him a
    son of a bitch."

    Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

    Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

    Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"


    Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
     
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    Kyatsvapi JF-Expert Member

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    Teheteheeee
     
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    Mopao Josee JF-Expert Member

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    priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
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    Sikonge JF-Expert Member

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    Balantanda,
    wee kweli unafahamu kuwachangamsha watu.
    Angelikuwa dada yetu angelikuwa akisema "Ndiyo Padiri...." hahaaaa, safi sana.
     
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    Du! lazima nanihii ya padri ililala kwa kasi ya ajabu!
     
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    Baba Mkubwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahaha sawa kaka
     
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    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Mapadre mnatuonea sana. Kwanini lakini?
     
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    Baba Mkubwa JF-Expert Member

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    Chrispin padri?.......basi huchungi kondoo bali unachunga mbuzi maana kama post zako zinashaabiana na tabia yako kimatendo sijui kwanini unaishi........
     
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    Balantanda JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaaaaaaaaa...Ni vijimambo tu Poti...Pa1
     
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    Balantanda JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja mkuu
     
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    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    LAbda kwa vile hamwoi. . . .
     
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