Son of a Bi..h

Balantanda

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Jul 13, 2008
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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."



Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."


Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)


Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."

Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "Thats no reason to call him a
son of a bitch."

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"


Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
 
Balantanda,
wee kweli unafahamu kuwachangamsha watu.
Angelikuwa dada yetu angelikuwa akisema "Ndiyo Padiri...." hahaaaa, safi sana.
 

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