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Somebody,someone & crazy

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by 2k Genius, Oct 26, 2011.

  1. 2k Genius

    2k Genius Member

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    Washkaj flan mabest sana toka bush flan waliamua kwenda ulaya kusaka life baada ya kusikia kuna meli wanaweza kuzamia,bac issue ili kuwa hiv;
    jamaa wa kwanza akasema washkaj eeh tukifika mton tusitumie haya majina ye2 coz wazungu hawataweza kuita,jamaa wa pili akauliza;sasa tutumie majina gan??jamaa wa tatu akasema;mi napendekeza mmoja aitwe SOMEBODY,mwingine SOMEONE na mwingine aitwe CRAZY....bas wote wakakubal na wakaanza safari
    baada ya siku kadhaa wakiwa mton mara ukatokea ugomvi kati ya SOMEBODY na SOMEONE...crazy akajaribu kusuruhisha akashindwa kwan walikuwa wanaendelea kuumizana,akaamua kucall police;hey hallo police please come fast SOMEBODY is killing SOMEONE,police hakuelewa akauliza;what ?what u say..jamaa akarudia tena SOMEBODY is killing SOMEONE...police akasema are u crazy?jamaa akaitikia YES YES YES IM MR.CRAZY...
     
  2. mgodi

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    teh teh teh, kwahiyo hapo hakupata msaada wa polisi?
     
  3. 2k Genius

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    Polis kajua jamaa chz kumbe jamaa ndo jina lake@mgodi
     
  4. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa haaa haaaaa lol angalu nimecheka leo!
     
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    majogajo JF-Expert Member

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    sasa alijua vp kiingereza cha kuongea na polis...........tetetete......
     
  6. 2k Genius

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    C unajua tena cha kunywea maji@majogajo
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    hapokilicho fuat ni mauti kwa someone kati yao!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa...
     
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    Hata mimi nimecheka saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanaaaaaa!
     
  10. 2k Genius

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    Pa1 guy ilikuwa ni balaaa..hapo muwe munaangalia nickname za kujipa
     
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