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Somebody from somewhere!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alioa mwanamke aliyekwisha kuolewa na kuachika na wanaume wawili.Cha ajabu huyu mwanamke alikuwa bikra bado.Jamaa akaamua kumuulizia,imekuwaje aolewe na kuachika mara mbili na bado ana bikra?.Mke akajibu;Mume wangu wa kwanza alikuwa muuza ice cream,alikuwa ananiramba tu.....Mume wangu wa pili alikuwa ni mpiga picha,alikuwa ananipiga picha tu.Mume akajibu;basi kwangu kazi unayo mama,mimi ni MZIBUA VYOO!
     
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    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha! Lmao!
     
  3. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, Mwambie Akimbie Hapamfai Hapo!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    kwahiyo ataendelea kuwa bikra hahaha!
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hiyo. My worry is that woman won't loose her virginity!
     
  6. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    atamzibua masaburi
     
  7. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Lo hapo ndo kapotea nia bora arudi kwa wakwanza
     
  8. che wa Tz

    che wa Tz JF-Expert Member

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    HahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........shenzi taip, hapo lazima aombwe T
     
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