Kimbweka
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- Jul 16, 2009
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1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a Broker?
6. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?
7. Why is it called a building when it is already built?
8. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
9. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have
parking lots?
10. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
11. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Humans?
12. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading
this??
Well, get back to WORK now!! SMILE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.[/FONT]
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a Broker?
6. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?
7. Why is it called a building when it is already built?
8. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
9. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have
parking lots?
10. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
11. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Humans?
12. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading
this??
Well, get back to WORK now!! SMILE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.[/FONT]
