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Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Icadon, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. Icadon

    Icadon JF-Expert Member

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    Weekend Njema kwa wote...

    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    Law of the Telephone:
    When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

    Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    THEATRE RULE:
    People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    LAW OF COFFEE:
    As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
     
  2. Shishi

    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    nyce piece!!! i like the law of encounters, isnt that very true????
     
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    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    The law of the workshop .. happens a lot !
     
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    Mutu JF-Expert Member

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    you're funy man........................those are good though
     
  5. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    True tupu!!!
     
  6. Kitia

    Kitia JF-Expert Member

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    Law of Attraction too...
     
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    Jamco_Za JF-Expert Member

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    Mkulu sifanyie research basi
     
  8. Ngonalugali

    Ngonalugali JF-Expert Member

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    ......and it is inversely proportional to the square of the distance that separate the bodies. When it is zero, guess what happens!
     
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  9. Kijakazi

    Kijakazi JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo sasa na wewe unanichanganya kama umbali kati ya vitu viwili no sifuri basi nguvu ya mvutano ni sifuri na hicho kitu hakiwezekani! sasa sijui unamaanisha nini....Je unaweza kufafanua kwa maana sikuelewi kwani hakuna nguvu ya mvutano isiyokuwepo...mwaga somo mazee
     
  10. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    eeeh! hii Live
     
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    Kipanga JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaah!!! haaah!! hah!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!
     
  12. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    I am very certain cheaters will tell you otherwise :)


    We all know why the following happens:
    If you want to buy a red car or you're about to, you'll see a lot of red cars outside.



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  13. Ngonalugali

    Ngonalugali JF-Expert Member

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    The value is infinite

    don't you know that? r you married?
     
  14. bokassa

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    Hii true!!! Leo niliipata!!!!
     
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