# Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Icadon, Jun 27, 2008.

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Weekend Njema kwa wote...

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

2. ### ShishiJF-Expert Member

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nyce piece!!! i like the law of encounters, isnt that very true????

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### MisterdennisJF-Expert Member

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The law of the workshop .. happens a lot !

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### MutuJF-Expert Member

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you're funy man........................those are good though

5. ### Bubu MsemaovyoJF-Expert Member

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True tupu!!!

6. ### KitiaJF-Expert Member

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Law of Attraction too...

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### Jamco_ZaJF-Expert Member

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Mkulu sifanyie research basi

8. ### NgonalugaliJF-Expert Member

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......and it is inversely proportional to the square of the distance that separate the bodies. When it is zero, guess what happens!

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9. ### KijakaziJF-Expert Member

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Hapo sasa na wewe unanichanganya kama umbali kati ya vitu viwili no sifuri basi nguvu ya mvutano ni sifuri na hicho kitu hakiwezekani! sasa sijui unamaanisha nini....Je unaweza kufafanua kwa maana sikuelewi kwani hakuna nguvu ya mvutano isiyokuwepo...mwaga somo mazee

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eeeh! hii Live

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### KipangaJF-Expert Member

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Haaaaah!!! haaah!! hah!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!

12. ### LazyDogJF-Expert Member

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I am very certain cheaters will tell you otherwise

We all know why the following happens:
If you want to buy a red car or you're about to, you'll see a lot of red cars outside.

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13. ### NgonalugaliJF-Expert Member

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The value is infinite

don't you know that? r you married?

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