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Some perfect answers to some stupid questions!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wisdom, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. Wisdom

    Wisdom JF-Expert Member

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    Shared through email. Credit the mail originator (not me).

    When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
    A: No! I'm training to die!

    Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
    A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.

    When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
    A: No, in the next one.

    When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake?
    A: No. I'm sleep walking!

    Your friend calls your home phone:-where are you?
    A: At the bus stop!

    They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
    A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

    You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
    A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

    Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
    A: No baby! They are Carrots
     
  2. pirate

    pirate Senior Member

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    Lol..!thatz good mate.!
     
  3. Good Guy

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    You go with your wife in a hotel and a waiter asks
    :Do you need a table for two sir?
    -No just for one my wife will sit on my sholders!
     
  4. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    imekaa vizuri
     
  5. Ibrahimovic

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    hahahaaa..
     
  6. Ibrahimovic

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    yeah.. That are perfect answers.. Imekaa njema!
     
  7. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    hahahahaaha..
     
  8. Gagurito

    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaa! Kali hiyo mkuu!
     
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