A) Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends B) Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" C)What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress D) Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information Fighting Everytime Wife replies," No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!" E) Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. F) Teacher: Do you know the importance of period? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away. G) Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S? Because people started licking the wrong side. H) Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours?? No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints. I) Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!! J) Son asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, you are my son, am confident. your friend is also my son, that's confidential!