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Soma hapa unenepe!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KakaKiiza, Mar 3, 2012.

  1. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    TANZANIAN HUSBANDS
    The SAMBAA
    Has one Wife
    Has one girlfriend
    But he loves his wife the most.
    The CHAGAA
    Has one wife
    Has one girlfriend
    But he loves his girlfriend the most.
    The NGONI
    Has one wife
    Has one girlfriend
    But he loves the house maid the most.
    The SUKUMA
    Has two wives
    Has two girlfriends
    He loves the wives sisters the most.
    COAST PEOPLE/ZANZIBARIS
    Has 4 wives
    Has 0 girlfriends
    He loves the house boy the most.
    The JALUO
    Has 4 wives
    Has 4 girlfriends
    He loves his neighbours wife the most.
    The NYAMWEZI
    Has one, two three wives
    Has several girlfriends
    He loves the barmaid the most.
    THE KURYA
    One wife
    Many girl friends
    He will beat all of them
    THE MASAI
    Two wives
    One girl friend
    He loves his cows the most
    THE SOMALIS
    Four wives
    No girl friend
    Loves his miraa the most
     
  2. trachomatis

    trachomatis JF-Expert Member

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    Dah hiii ni kali kuliko....
     
  3. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Hainuhusu kumbe ngoja nipite mie......
     
  4. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha, the Maasai...
     
  5. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    lol, hapo masai ndie mjanja...
     
  6. Losambo

    Losambo JF-Expert Member

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    Kwikwi kwikwi kwikwi kwikwi heeeeh, hiyo ya coast unatafuta ugomvi.
     
  7. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahah daah..
    ila znz umeonea bana.. House boy jamani!? Ina maana... dah..!
     
  8. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh vipi Wahaya akina Bishanga na nanii???
     
  9. doctorz

    doctorz JF-Expert Member

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    Unajuwa kweli kubeza. Sijui wengine. Lakini sio kweli unayo sema. Itakuwaje mtu mwenye wake 4 na huku apande houseboy? Unless kama waweza toa ushahidi kuwa houseboy mwenyewe ulikuwa wewe.

    Sema kweli. Ulijengewa nyumba nini?
     
  10. Wkaijage

    Wkaijage Senior Member

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    Wakikusikia!
    Shauri yako.
    Hao hawapo kwenye list.
     
  11. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe, aiseeee???
     
  12. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    Hawa coast people ndio nux!!kha.
    MP.
     
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