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Sokwe wa kufoji vs simba dume.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ndibalema, Feb 9, 2010.

  1. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    wana JF hii sijui kama mliipata ila sio mbaya nikawaletea hasa kwa baadhi ambao hamjaipata. Ni Hivi.....

    Kuna Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi katika zoo moja.
    Kazi alipata lakini Meneja wa ile zoo alimpa sharti moja kuwa, Pale kwenye zoo kulikuwa na Sokwe ambaye alikuwa ni kivutio kikubwa sana kwa watalii hasa wa kigeni.
    Bahati mbaya yule sokwe alikufa na hivyo kusababisha kupungua kwa wateja na kushuka umaarufu wa ile zoo.
    Hivyo kazi ya yule jamaa ilikuwa ni kuvaa maski na ngozi kama ya sokwe na ajifanye yeye ni sokwe ili kurudisha hadhi ya ile zoo.
    Kweli kazi ilifanyika, jamaa aliimudu kweli kweli na zoo ikarudisha hadhi yake.
    Kijumba cha yule jamaa 'sokwe' kilikuwa juu ya kijumba cha simba dume (kama kighorofa flani hivi).
    Siku moja watalii wakiwa wamejaa katika zoo kumwangalia 'sokwe' mpya,
    katika makeke ya kisokwe bahati mbaya floo iliyotenganisha kijumba cha sokwe na simba ikaharibika na kusababisha 'sokwe' kuporomoka na kuingia katika kijumba cha simba.
    Sasa ana kwa ana, 'Sokwe' na simba.
    'Sokwe' akaona mambo yameshaharibika lolote na liwe, mbele ya simba!! Maisha kwanza mengine baadaye.
    'Sokwe' akaanza kupiga mayowe ya kuomba msaada "mamaaa nakufaaa....simbaaa.... niokoeni jamaniiiii......"
    Simba akamsogelea karibia na sikio kwa sauti ya chini akamwambia "....dogo acha ujinga, usipige kelele...tutafukuzwa kazi!!...."




    TCHAO
     
  2. Iza

    Iza JF-Expert Member

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    Njaa balaa jamini
     
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    Magehema JF-Expert Member

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    Du kiboko..
     
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    Lubaluka JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaaa.. u just make my Day !!!!!
     
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    RayB JF-Expert Member

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    Personally niliipata ila thanks anyway
     
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    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo baba kiama lazima upige kele na huyo simba kumbe ni sela wake,duh patamu hapo sana tuuu...
     
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    [​IMG] Sasa na ww hii avator ndo vipi tena?
     
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    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    aakili za kazi
     
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    Bazazi JF-Expert Member

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    take time to laugh, is the music of soul
     
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    Njaa JF-Expert Member

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    hahahah
     
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    Pretty JF-Expert Member

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    ....Oh my God I'm laughing like crazy, uwiiiiiiiiiii hahahahahahh!!!!!!
     
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    Boniface Shuuli Member

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    Umeniacha hoi kwa huyo sokwe mtu na simba muntu!!!
     
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