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Snake Bite

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wakunyuti, Jun 20, 2008.

  1. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!".

    The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!". So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.

    ... "Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friends says.
    "It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out." .The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site.

    The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?" ,the other friends replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"
     
  2. Titus

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    Oooppppssssss
     
  3. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    and then .... did he really die???
     
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    Jobo JF-Expert Member

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    Oh maiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! hakutaka kumn.......???????
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Du! Kazi ngumu kweeli kweli!!
     
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