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Smoking ban in swahili

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kitia, Nov 12, 2008.

  1. Kitia

    Kitia JF-Expert Member

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    Hi,

    Here is for a good laugh,

    After public smoking was banned in Kenya , each town clerk was assigned
    the duty of posting notices in Kiswahili to that effect.

    See how different councils posted this advert: Other councils are still working on theirs.......

    The Coast Town Clerk wrote:

    Uvutaji wa sigara umepigwa marufuku kuanzia leo.Watakaopatikana wakikiuka
    amri hii wataadhibiwa kwa mujibu wa sheria. Nyote zingatieni.

    The Kiambu Town Clerk:

    Wanyuanji wa thigara washunge sana . Unyuanji wa thigara bere ya watu hata huko ije umefigwa marufuku na kaju kuanjia reo.

    The Machakos Town Clerk:

    Wavulutanji tusikala wasunge sana. Sasa kuvuluta tusikala ni maluvuku na kanzu ya Masaku itawasukulia atua kuvwa sana.

    The Kisumu Town Clerk:

    Atenson Plis!!! Mifuto sgara adharani sasa omepigwa marofuku. Okipaatwa ibiro yie Kodiaga! Apana furuta Plis!!

    Wajir Town Clerk:
    Habana iko buruta sigara. Yeye lishapigwa marufuk na sisi tagaamata mutu
    bhahala yaghe kiburuta.

    Kericho Town Clerk:

    Gutoga leo gugunywa na gufuruta sigara sisi nagshagataasa. Haguna!! Charipu wee taona!!!
     
  2. Sanda Matuta

    Sanda Matuta JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe................!
    this is the best of them all...............Ha.............ha................ha.........
     
  3. R

    Rodelite JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali kweli.....Mbavu sina....Yaani umewapatia kweli.
    Ndio "sheng" hiyo au...!!
     
  4. Nyaralego

    Nyaralego JF-Expert Member

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    No, sio "sheng" sheng is a mix of English & Kiswahili. its what we call mother tongue/vernacular interference
     
  5. Nyaralego

    Nyaralego JF-Expert Member

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    Think vitimbi...!!
     
  6. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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  7. Elia

    Elia JF-Expert Member

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    haha ha aaaa usivute sigara ..AMRI
     
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