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Smart Kids

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BAK, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Kids Are Quick and Very Smart :)
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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.

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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    (I Love this kid)

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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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    TEACHER: Winnie (who is 9 years old), name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!

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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher

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    PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
    LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!



    Have a wonderful day............;)
     
  2. M

    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    Muhahahahahaaa, they very smart kids.
     
  3. Modereta

    Modereta Senior Member

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    Bill Cosby asked if they are brain dameged, I dont know. Once my kids asked a friend who came to visit us and he asked them to go visit them. They asked if they had kids at his home, he said no, ""We dont play with adults" was the immediate response from them.
    funny kids, thanks for the laugh
     
  4. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Nzuri ila kuna moja colour yake imenifanya nishndwe kuisoma.
     
  5. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    naithi wani
     
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