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Smart Johnny

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jun 3, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Johnny wanted to have s@x with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

    One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

    Johny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

    She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her Boyfriend and told him the story.

    Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his Pants down."

    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

    She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
     
  2. BabaDesi

    BabaDesi JF-Expert Member

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    ...Very Funny!
     
  3. Sinkala

    Sinkala JF-Expert Member

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    Hivyo ni vibweka vya Kimbweka! Thanks mkuu inachekesha!
     
  4. Njaa

    Njaa JF-Expert Member

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    Is good trick, I am sure at the end she finished to collect $200 coins! John will be in third round. hahahahh
     
  5. Mtimti

    Mtimti JF-Expert Member

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    umenichekesha kwa kweli
     
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