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Smart guy with his wife

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Kimbweka, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

    Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

    "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
    Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
    TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
    We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
    WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
    They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!
    I said be CAREFUL!
    You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
    Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
    Have you LOST your mind?
    Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

    The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

    The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
     
  2. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    ah ah ah ah that was very smart,but I think the wife does not knw how to drive!
     
  3. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    neither does the hubby know how to cook, or rather fry a couple of them eggs
     
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    But he explained how it feels like
     
  5. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli jamaa yuko smart ile mbaya, nimempenda mno.
     
  6. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Yes..kama kueleza huwezi, hata kuchora ushindwe?
     
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