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Smart duck........

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Apollo, Aug 28, 2011.

  1. Apollo

    Apollo JF-Expert Member

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    Smart duck
    A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, are you deaf?!We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"
    Duck says: "Got any nails?"
    Barman says: "No"
    Duck says: "Got any bread?
     
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