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Smart Driver

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushbaby, May 30, 2011.

  1. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

    "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do

    you think you're going to do with the money?"

    He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

    The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartless when he's drunk"

    The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
     
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    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Whwnever you do anything, remember your aim! Hawa nadhani walijisahau..
     
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    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    pamoja mkuu, asante kwa kunigongea senkyuu!!
     
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    Nimecheka mbayer
     
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    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    hawa hawakuwa wasomali kweli......
     
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