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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Dec 20, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Bosi wa Tanroad aliwapeleka ma-contractor watatu(mtanzania,mjerumani na mfaransa) kwenye daraja linalohitaji ukarabati ili wapige makadirio wanahitaji kiasi gani. Contractor Mfaransa akalipima daraja kwa tape kisha akapiga mahesabu,akasema anahitaji mil.700 ili apate faida ya mil.100.>>>> Contractor Mjerumani naye baada ya kupiga mahesabu yake akasema anahitaji mil.800 ili apate faida ya mil.100.>>>> Contractor Mtanzania hakupima daraja wala kupiga mahesabu,akasema anahitaji 2.7 bilion!.>>>>Bosi wa Tanroad akamhoji contractor mtanzania;unatoaje makadirio bila kupima daraja wala kupiga hesabu?.>>>> Contractor mtanzania akajibu;'bilioni moja yangu,bilioni moja nyingine yako halafu hiyo milioni 700 inayobaki tutampatia mfaransa atengeneze daraja letu!
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Ila inawezekana kuna kaukweli
     
  3. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaaaaa duh imekaaa vizuri,hope ndo zawadi za x-mass hizi
     
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    kwi kwi iko njema...
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Bila shaka mkuu!
     
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    Song'ito JF-Expert Member

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    I like this, it is very creative...
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    hivi ndivyo wabongo tunavyokwenda katika real life
     
  8. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Mambo yetu yalee, kuchakachua kwa kwenda mbele...
     
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    guccio Senior Member

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    aah bora hii m'bongo ameonekana akili anazo kuliko nyngne huwa wanaonekana n vlaza..
     
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