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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by donlucchese, May 25, 2011.

  1. donlucchese

    donlucchese JF-Expert Member

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    A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
    Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
    Guy: No this is fun.
    Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
    Girl: Okay. Now please slow down!

    In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
    because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.

    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
     
  2. AshaDii

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    If only such love still exists....
     
  3. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    wooooo
    you need to slow down brother
    Too good to be true mmmhhh

    dahhhh nilivyoanza soma hizo slow down
    mmmhhh akili ilikuwa kwenye Idara nyingine
    mmmmhhh
     
  4. Bishanga

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    uliye naye vipi tena Asha,huamini penzi lake kwamba ni zito kiasi cha kukufia weye?
     
  5. AshaDii

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    Bishanga nimeridhika nae saaana, lakini siko confident kua anaweza fika hadi wapi hasa pale anapojua kua mmoja wetu anatakiwa afariki, inawezekana akanichagua mimi niishi yeye afariki lakini si sababu ya kunipenda bali labda akajua kua wale watoto watakua in best hands mimi nikiwa hai kuliko yeye... maana inaeleweka watoto huteseka zaidi mama akifariki kuliko baba... Pia Bishanga nampenda mume wangu na bado sijaona dalili ya kusema yeye hanipendi, sielewi rohoni ni to what extent ananipenda ... but ya rohoni hainipi shida sababu in reality ananionesha...

    But katika hii thread ni mtu na boyfriend wake.... kweli inagusa saana.
     
  6. AshaDii

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    AD nami niliwaza hivyo hivyo... kidogo niishie njiani kusoma...
     
  7. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahahha lol
    dahhh ni uchovu tu
    nafikiri unatufanya tuwaze hivyo
    mmmhhhh.. sasa hivi unaweza kuingia kule
    ambako watoto hawawezi ingia ?? waweza kuni PM jibu
    asante bibi mzuri...
     
  8. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    mapenzi,mapenzi,mapenzi.......nakuombea wewe uwe his last love,itakuwa neema na baraka iliyoje kwenu wawili!
     
  9. klorokwini

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    tupo lakini wachache sana. Mimi bana waifu akitafunwa na Mbu basi nalia mimi. Kupenda balaa jamani
     
  10. AshaDii

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    The above naona ni wazo zuri... after all kuna huyu mtoto mwenye thread hii, haitapendeza tukichakachua hio akili....
     
  11. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    I hope so Bishanga.... Am working hard on that.... Endelea kuniombea..
     
  12. afrodenzi

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    hahahahahah lol
    umeanza ae mbu anatafuna hahahah lol
    jamani jamanai we unajua kunichekesha kwa kweli lol
     
  13. afrodenzi

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    hahahah lol
    umeona thread kama
    nne tano hivi zimefunguliwa
    asubuhii hii za ajabu kweli kweli ..
    na dhani shule zimefungwa mapema mmmhh
     
  14. AshaDii

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    Leo ndo nimegundua these mods hawalali tayari nyingine zimefungiwa....
     
  15. AshaDii

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    hahahah... nafurahi kua nawe ni mmoja wapo... ila ukijisikia tu kulia zingatia yafuatayo;


    WARNING: if you are too serious you better avoid me cuz I always define life as a joke. (source Sig ya Klorokwini)


     
  16. afrodenzi

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    zimehamishwa kule kwa wazee hahahahlol
     
  17. Lizzy

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    Aiseeee,...
     
  18. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Lile darasa la true love vipi? au limehairishwa? hapa ndio mahala pake si unaona jamaa katoa Helmet ili bimdogo apone, halaf habari za kuaminika siku 20 baada ya maziko bimdogo kakutikana gesti na njemba ya kijaluo. Wanawake bana!
     
  19. AshaDii

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    Bora... ilifika wakati najiuliza natafuta nini kama uzi zoote zinaniliza.... Afadhali hapa tumekuta mapenzi....lol
     
  20. AshaDii

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    Partner you feel lost???? lol
     
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