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siwezi fanya kazi gizani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by guccio, Dec 31, 2011.

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    guccio Senior Member

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    kulikuwa na wafanyakazi wawili kwenye ofisi moja,mwanamke na mwanaume,mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi...
    Mwanamke:ivi unajua me naweza kumfanya bosi anipe likizo hivi hivi.
    Mwanaume:aah wapi hauwezi wewe,utafanyaje..
    Mwanamke:haya subili uone(gafla yule mwanamke akaning'inia kwenye ceilingboard) bosi alivyoingia akamuuliza mbona amening'ia kulikoni..yule mdada akasema.
    Mwanamke:bosi me ndo light bulb...bosi kuona vile akamwambia kwakuwa umekuwa ukifanya kazi sana mpaka zmefyatuka kchwani nakupa likizo ukapumzike,wakati yule dada anaondoka na yule mwanaume naye akawa anaondoka,bosi alipomuuliza y anaondoka,jamaa akasema SIWEZI KUFANYA KAZI GIZANI ndo maana naondoka.
     
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    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Qwa qwa qwa
     
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    ntamaholo JF-Expert Member

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    tehe, tehe, ha ha ha ha hah
     
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    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    safi sana..
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    So wakaenda wap tena wote awili??
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    My Ribs in bad condition.
     
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    guccio Senior Member

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    walipelekwa muhimbili wodi ya vchaa..
     
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    Wandugu Masanja JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa ana mwanamke anamkamilishia kila kitu lakini demu ni kicheche, wakaparurana demu akasepa demu wa pili ndio vile vile, jamaa alikuwa mtu wa dini akaona bora aende kanisani kuulizia kwa padri wanawake wana matatizo gani hata hawawezi kustahamili padri alijibu ingelikuwa najuwa matatizo ya wanawake kuyatatua basi nisingelikuwa padri
     
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