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Situation zingine usiombe zikukute.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa mmoja baada ya kuzidiwa na haja kubwa aliamua kuingia kwenye shamba la mahindi la bwana mmoja.Alipofika katikati ya shamba,akaangalia pande zote nane kuu za dunia hakuona mtu yeyote karibu.Hapo ndipo alipochukua uamuzi wa kubonyea chini na kuendelea ku-offload mzigo.Akiwa kati kati ya shughuli,mara akasikia salamu kutoka kwa mwenye shamba akiwa nyuma yake,"Habari za saizi bwana?".Ungekuwa wewe ungefanyaje? [a]Ungejibu salamu. Ungemchunia na kuendelea na shughuli huku kakusimamia nyuma yako. [c]Ungekatiza shughuli na kuondoka zako.
     
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    Nyukibaby Member

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    teeh! Teeh! Sorry nimekosea road!
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Haya nenda mzingani.
     
  4. Ston Merchant

    Ston Merchant JF-Expert Member

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    hyo inaitwa usithubutu kukutwa.! haahaahaa
     
  5. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    Ningejibu namba ya mtu unaojaribu kuongea nae imechakachaluwi kwa sasa tafadhal jaribu badae, then ningeaza kujifanya kama chiz aliepandwa na malaria...
     
  6. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaha
     
  7. felinda

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    ningejibu salama halafu nikaendelea kushusha mzigo
     
  8. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mh!huwezi kuwa kauzu kihivyo!
     
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    katawa Senior Member

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    ningedai malipo ya kumletea mbolea shambani kwake
     
  10. felinda

    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    jaguar mie kauzu ucpime.
     
  11. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Aaah wapi,jina lenyewe tu haliendani na ukauzu.
     
  12. felinda

    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    jina...jina ki2 gani jaguar ingia kwenye hamsini zangu ndo utajua ukauzu wngu uko wapi..kwenye jina au vitendo.
     
  13. Shine

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    Hizo pande nane za dunia ni za tangia lini maana mimi nazijua nne tu
     
  14. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Na ukithubutu kukutwa utalipiwa!
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mh!anyway nilimaanisha>NORTH,SOUTH,EAST,WEST,NORTH EAST,NORTH WEST,SOUTH EAST and SOUTH WEST.
     
  16. Babkey

    Babkey JF-Expert Member

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    Du!
    Namwambia "shikamoo
    Naweka hii kitu, baada ya muda itakuwa dhahabu...."
     
  17. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    duh eeeh hapo ningenywea na kuwa mdogo ka piriton, ila mwenye shamba nae bandidu kha, angejifanya hajakuona mpaka umalize ndio akutokezee.
     
  18. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaaah,maswali gani sasa haya tunaulizana.??
     
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    Lekausia Member

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    ptuuu ah sili tena mpaka kesho
     
  20. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    hapo kudadeki adrenalin ndiyo itakayo amua nini kifanyike... ila mwana hii kali hapa unaweza ukajikuta umepaa bila mbawa
     
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