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Sitting at a bar

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Hussein Njovu, May 6, 2011.

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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

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    I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I’d ever seen.
    The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy’s face, say, “I ****ed your mother.”
    Despite being huge and jacked, the tough guy just kept shrugging it off.

    The old guy laughed in the tough guy’s face, saying it again. “Hey, I ****ed your mother.”
    Then, the old man even poked him, and repeated himself, “No seriously, I ****ed your mother.”
    At this point, finally, the tough guy had had enough. He grabbed the old man by his jacket and began to pull him out of the bar, yelling, “That’s it. We’re going home, Dad. You’re drunk.”
     
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    Dad alisahau kuwa yupo na son? Lazima atakuwa alikunywa KIROBA original!
     
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    aah wapo bana itakuwa kiroba chapa jogoo
     
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    Alimsalimisha kweli baada ya kumfikisha??!!
     
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    sitaki tena pombe ctaki nakataa ctaki katukatu sitaki asilani....
     
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    eti nan dad? Kha! Kaz kwel kwel
     
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    Pombe noma
     
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    walevi kwa kuongea ukweli....!
     
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    Jamani kwani siyo kweli? He f****d, his mother that's why he was born! LOL!!
     
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    Teh teh teh. Dingi chapombe lol.
     
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    aah kumbe kweli!!
     
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    aligonga gin huyo...!
     
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    Ulev noomaaaa!
     
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    Hahaha really embarassing!
     
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    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    Aligonga tyson
     
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    Jackie daniel ni noma
     
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