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Sista du aambulia aibu ya mwaka...loooo!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Myakubanga, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Sister du mmoja alikwenda kwenye duka la dhahabu kujinunulia mkufu wa dhahabu.
    Katika kuchagua dhahabu akajishtukia amejamba!Kwa aibu ikabidi ageuke nyuma kuona kama
    kuna mtu amemuona.Kuangalia nyuma akamuona muuza duka;ikabidi ajibaraguze.Mazungumzo
    yao yalikuwa hivi:

    Binti:Samahani bro;hiki kidani ni bei gani vile?
    Muuzaji:Kama kukiona tu kidani umejamba,sasa nikikutajia bei si
    utakunya kabisa??????????!!!!!
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    kama ningekuwa mimi ningejifukia kwenye mchanga!!!!
     
  3. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa du huyu muuzaji atakuwa kutoka lamu,mombasa au jambiani tu!!!
     
  4. nelly nely

    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    hakuwa na haja ya kujibaraguza,ni haki yake!
     
  5. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
     
  6. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Haki ya kuchafulia hewa wengine????
    Kwa nini asitoke nje?
     
  7. Junior. Cux

    Junior. Cux JF-Expert Member

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    hpy bthday mkuu.. party jacaranda sehem gan.!??
     
  8. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Duu mwenyewe nadhani washamkameroon ndo maana breki zina jam
     
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    Destiny Member

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    Duh! Hii kali kama mimi naachia ushuzi mwingine kama noma na iwe noma.
     
  10. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    mMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
     
  11. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha dah muuzaji yuko straight mpaka basi
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu Jakaranda ya Mbeya?
     
  13. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona eeh!!!!
    Hata tafsida hamna!!!!
     
  14. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu,inaonesha unanifaham vyema!
    Naomba nitumie jina lako halisi!
     
  15. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Ndiyo mkuu!!!
     
  16. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    Muuzaji ni muhindi, akamwambia..vevee acha maneno vevee, kuishika iko jamba humu, kikupa bei si utakunya...
     
  17. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah ila kwa kuwa walikuwa wenyewe si mbaya sana km wangekuwepo na watu wengine....
    Ila kajamaa hakana subira mdomoni
     
  18. Edward Teller

    Edward Teller JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahh hahahh.....!
     
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    msnajo JF-Expert Member

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    Dah.., ukichoka peruzi jf, utarudia hali yako!! Hapaishi vituko hapa mahali!!!
     
  20. jocharito

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    teh!teh!
     
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