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Siri ya kitanda anajua mama

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Jan 16, 2011.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    Rweyemamu : Dad I want to marry Kutona

    Dad : No ways my son, Kutona is your sister, her father was working in JHB so I had a relationship with her Mum and She gave birth to Kutona, but plis dont tell your Mum.

    Rweyemamu: Okay Dad.

    Six months later Rweyemamu had courted another lady called Kokuberwa.

    Rweyemamu: Dad I have Kokuberwa now and I want to marry her.

    Dad: Son She is also my daughter, Her farther was also working at the Mines so I pregnanted her Mum, please don’t tell your Mum again.

    Rweyemamu had no other means but to let his Mum know about this.

    Rweyemamu: Mum I wanted to marry Kutona but Dad told me that She is his child, again I went to Kokuberwa, again he told me the same story, what is happening?

    Mum: Don’t worry my Son, go on with your plans, you can marry whoever between the two.

    Rweyemamu: How Mum because they are my sisters.

    Mum: You are not his child, ... he used to sleep out, so Kaigarula, our neighbour is your father.

    Rweyemamu fainted
     
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    Dah aisee hiyo kali.
     
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    Kali kweli kweli!
     
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    Lol!
     
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    Ama kweli hii kali ila kwa sasa tuna DNA test hivyo unaweza kuthibitisha ukweli
     
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    mh! Ahsante
     
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    droo droo... ha hahhhaa... u made me lough thank u..:love:
     
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    Marudio with different Names
     
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    ngoma droo
     
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    hii kali nimeidodokea ghafla
     
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    hii imenikumbusha hii story ya kweli nilisoma kwenye net imetokea huko ujerumani
     
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    Hii hadithi inahabihiana na ile ya kitabu cha Nataka Iwe Siri???
     
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    Hii zamani ilikuwa inaitwa sare sare maua!!!!!!! Ingawaje mama anaweza kupata ushindi wa mezani!
     
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    Kitanda haki zai haram
     
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    Kweli kitanda hakizai haramu...
     
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    Hiyo ni zaidi ya dorooo mkuu
     
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