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Sipati mimba

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wa Nyumbani, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Binti alikuwa anaongea na mama yake:
    Binti: Mama, nakuhakikishia siwezi kupata mimba katika uanafunzi wangu, mpaka nitakapoolewa.
    Mama: Loo mwanangu, utakuwa umenipa heshima kubwa sana mimi mama yako.
    Binti: Ndio maana natembea na kondom za kutosha kwenye pochi yangu.
     
  2. Myakubanga

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  3. toghocho

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    Mashroud Member

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    Huyo ni hatariii.
     
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    Kamzuzu Member

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    Huyo tayari anajua kucheza
     
  7. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini si kweli hapati mimba?
     
  8. kajoli.com

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    shwain!?
     
  9. dickson longo

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    makubwa
     
  10. Myakubanga

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    ndio nini?
     
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  13. TaiJike

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    Hii ni kali
     
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    hata mm sijamwelewa
     
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