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Sio kila dhambi na adhabu yake zimeandikwa kwenye vitabu vitakatufu....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Humphnicky, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

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    hapa mtaani kwetu kuna kiroja kimetokea
    usiku wa kiuamkia leo. Jamaa wana
    kikundi chao cha kupiga chabo, kazi yao ni
    kuzunguka kwenye magesti na kuangalia
    watu wakipekenyuana.
    Sasa kuna gesti wakawa wameenda,
    jamaa akawa wa kwanza kupiga chabo,
    wenzake wakawa wanataka na wao
    waone kinachojiri.
    Jamaa akawa mkali kwelikweli
    akiwakatalia wenzake wasione.
    Mmoja wao akamuuliza kwanini
    hutupishi? Jamaa alkajibu ahh noma wana
    mama yuko humu ndani.
     
  2. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Duuuuuh
     
  3. Sumbalawinyo

    Sumbalawinyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hii noma
     
  4. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

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    umeona ehh
     
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    Andrewgrey91 Member

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    Kiruuuu! We nani....mbona huu ni utratraa
     
  6. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    naona watakoma sasa kupiga chabo
     
  7. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    Subhana lla....
     
  8. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Mweee,asa yeye anamchabo mama yake!kajilaan mwenyewe huyo!
     
  9. Vanpopeye

    Vanpopeye JF-Expert Member

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    Via Mobile.
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    hatari tupu
     
  11. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Astaghafirulah laana tulah
     
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    Ipilinga Member

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    Msilete vitu vinavyo fanana na ukweli humu
     
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