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Single Liner for the Day

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Don Mangi, Sep 30, 2012.

  1. Don Mangi

    Don Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    mmmhhhhhh.. May God listen to your prayers..
     
  3. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Pitia kwangu nikupe pollonium mkuu
     
  4. mchemsho

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    R.I.P mkuu
     
  5. toghocho

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    duh, yaelekea mzee alikuwa anadriveamelala, watu utatuuuuuuuuuuua wewe...lakini wapi..mwisho...puuuuuuuuuuu!!! watu wamerest
     
  6. Don Mangi

    Don Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha. . .sikufa my dear.
     
  7. Don Mangi

    Don Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe, sure, kama kuna moja inasemaje.. .If I were to say the last words before I die I will go like "F@ck. . .Im dying!".
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    mkeo kakusaliti?
     
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