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Sina mzuka wa kazi.......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by RR, Jun 11, 2010.

  1. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Dear Boss

    I wish to let you know that the FIFA World Cup is about to begin. This is
    not just any other tournament, it's the World Cup!
    Please note that this tournament takes place every four years and a month
    to finish, i.e. from 11th June to 11th July for this year.
    During this period take note of the following:

    I will be knocking off earlier than usual in order to watch the kick off
    of the first game.

    Do not be surprised if I report a little bit late every morning, it will
    depend on the time the last game finishes.

    Production will go up during this month as almost all employees will be
    happy and highly motivated (Check Maslow's Motivation Theories with Human
    Resource).

    I know you are into other boring sports like golf, cricket, bowling,
    etc. Please if you want to fit in the work environment for the next one
    month, try to know something about soccer, even asking a foolish question
    like “Is Tanzania (Taifa stars) playing tonight?" that is if you really
    want to fit in, or else no one will be a loner for one full month.

    Greeting each other in the morning will change from "Good morning" to
    "How was the game last night?"

    I will not accept to work overtime during this period as no amount of
    money can buy me to miss a game. Therefore make sure you don't give me any
    work after 16:30hours.

    I will need to be up-to-date with the latest; therefore the first 1hour
    every morning is for accessing sports websites and other updates on the
    internet and also chatting with friends on phone.

    Lastly, please do not think you can fire me should you decide to break
    any of the above rules as you will have to fire everyone, the only un-fired shall be you.

    Thank you for your understanding.

    Yours faithfully,

    Soccer Crazy Employee

    Cc: Management
    TUCTA (Att; Mr. Mgaya, akili zako na zangu hazichanganyiki)
    IGP, URT (nilinde na nisipigwe kama yule kijana aliyemkumbatia Kaka wa Brazil)
    Commissioner for Labor, Minitry of Labor and Employment, URT
    President, URT (mimi si mbayuwayu wala kong’ota)
    Chairman, Human Rights Consultative Council (HRCC)
    International Labour Organisation (ILO)
    Amnesty International
    United Nations Council for Human Rights
    United Nations (Att; Mr. Ban Ki Moon)
     
  2. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha mzee umeniacha hoi watu tunasubili masaa.
     
  3. BrainPower

    BrainPower Senior Member

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    Lol ! - Hii Kali

    Tick , Tick , Tick Kila mara naangalia saa yangu ya mkononi.. lakini wapi...(sigh)

    Leo Mzuka kazini haupandi, halafu hii biashara ya kulipwa kwa masaa nayo........ inaniweka tuu hapa

    B.P
     
  4. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    hehehehehe!mambo ya WOOOZAAA WOOOZAAA!weldi kapu na bigi screen
     
  5. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani hapa nimekaa tu....its Friday....its vuvuzela etc
     
  6. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Jokes aside sina ratiba aisee; hommie do ze nidful
     
  7. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    hehehe!we rudi mjini wewe....!hii ni wozaaa woozaaaaa!
     
  8. L

    Lady JF-Expert Member

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    mmh, hata sina mzuka wa world cup,as you know most of the ladies, but hapa ofcn watu hawajatulia, they are just waiting saa kumi na nusu ifike waondoke! lol!
     
  9. Safari_ni_Safari

    Safari_ni_Safari JF-Expert Member

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    TUCTA (Att; Mr. Mgaya, akili zako na zangu hazichanganyiki)
    Hii sijaielewa mkuu
     
  10. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    rigreeena shapsha..........vuvuzeeeeelaaaaa
     
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