Dear Boss
I wish to let you know that the FIFA World Cup is about to begin. This is
not just any other tournament, it's the World Cup!
Please note that this tournament takes place every four years and a month
to finish, i.e. from 11th June to 11th July for this year.
During this period take note of the following:
I will be knocking off earlier than usual in order to watch the kick off
of the first game.
Do not be surprised if I report a little bit late every morning, it will
depend on the time the last game finishes.
Production will go up during this month as almost all employees will be
happy and highly motivated (Check Maslow's Motivation Theories with Human
Resource).
I know you are into other boring sports like golf, cricket, bowling,
etc. Please if you want to fit in the work environment for the next one
month, try to know something about soccer, even asking a foolish question
like Is Tanzania (Taifa stars) playing tonight?" that is if you really
want to fit in, or else no one will be a loner for one full month.
Greeting each other in the morning will change from "Good morning" to
"How was the game last night?"
I will not accept to work overtime during this period as no amount of
money can buy me to miss a game. Therefore make sure you don't give me any
work after 16:30hours.
I will need to be up-to-date with the latest; therefore the first 1hour
every morning is for accessing sports websites and other updates on the
internet and also chatting with friends on phone.
Lastly, please do not think you can fire me should you decide to break
any of the above rules as you will have to fire everyone, the only un-fired shall be you.
Thank you for your understanding.
Yours faithfully,
Soccer Crazy Employee
Cc: Management
I wish to let you know that the FIFA World Cup is about to begin. This is
not just any other tournament, it's the World Cup!
Please note that this tournament takes place every four years and a month
to finish, i.e. from 11th June to 11th July for this year.
During this period take note of the following:
I will be knocking off earlier than usual in order to watch the kick off
of the first game.
Do not be surprised if I report a little bit late every morning, it will
depend on the time the last game finishes.
Production will go up during this month as almost all employees will be
happy and highly motivated (Check Maslow's Motivation Theories with Human
Resource).
I know you are into other boring sports like golf, cricket, bowling,
etc. Please if you want to fit in the work environment for the next one
month, try to know something about soccer, even asking a foolish question
like Is Tanzania (Taifa stars) playing tonight?" that is if you really
want to fit in, or else no one will be a loner for one full month.
Greeting each other in the morning will change from "Good morning" to
"How was the game last night?"
I will not accept to work overtime during this period as no amount of
money can buy me to miss a game. Therefore make sure you don't give me any
work after 16:30hours.
I will need to be up-to-date with the latest; therefore the first 1hour
every morning is for accessing sports websites and other updates on the
internet and also chatting with friends on phone.
Lastly, please do not think you can fire me should you decide to break
any of the above rules as you will have to fire everyone, the only un-fired shall be you.
Thank you for your understanding.
Yours faithfully,
Soccer Crazy Employee
Cc: Management
TUCTA (Att; Mr. Mgaya, akili zako na zangu hazichanganyiki)
IGP, URT (nilinde na nisipigwe kama yule kijana aliyemkumbatia Kaka wa Brazil)
Commissioner for Labor, Minitry of Labor and Employment, URT
President, URT (mimi si mbayuwayu wala kongota)
Chairman, Human Rights Consultative Council (HRCC)
International Labour Organisation (ILO)
Amnesty International
United Nations Council for Human Rights
United Nations (Att; Mr. Ban Ki Moon)
IGP, URT (nilinde na nisipigwe kama yule kijana aliyemkumbatia Kaka wa Brazil)
Commissioner for Labor, Minitry of Labor and Employment, URT
President, URT (mimi si mbayuwayu wala kongota)
Chairman, Human Rights Consultative Council (HRCC)
International Labour Organisation (ILO)
Amnesty International
United Nations Council for Human Rights
United Nations (Att; Mr. Ban Ki Moon)
