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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Easymutant, Feb 21, 2011.

  1. Easymutant

    Easymutant JF-Expert Member

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    Mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu.

    Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner.
    Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia. Anachoka na kazi. Mtu gani asiyependa
    starehe japo kidogo?

    Mke akamlazimisha outing, Frank akabisha lakini taxi ikafika.
    Gonga Club & Lodge.

    Walipofika mlangoni tu, mlinzi akaita, "Mambo Frank!" "Poa"

    "Nilidhani huwa huji club, inakuwaje mlinzi anakufahamu?"
    Mke akauliza
    Yule mgambo, mchana analinda ofisini kwetu, usiku anapiga part time
    hapa" akajibu Frank

    Wakachagua meza. Kukaa tu tayari mhudumu ameshaleta castle lager.

    Akamuuliza mama anakunywa nini. Mhudumu alipoondoka mama akauliza,
    "amejuaje unakunywa castle kama hakufahamu?"

    Wakati Frank anajikanyaga aanze vipi kujitetea, mhudumu wa vyumba akawa
    amefika na kuuliza.

    "Mkuu kama kawaida nimekuandalia namba tano, nendeni tu vinywaji
    Nitawaletea huko huko"

    Kufikia hapo mama akawa hana simile tena, akanyanyuka akitukana kama
    chizi. Akatoka nje mbio na kuingia katika taxi iliyokuwepo pale.

    Wakati anapatana bei na dereva, Frank naye akaingia. Mama
    yakamporomoka matusi kibao na kilio juu. Alipovuta kamasi na kupiga
    kwikwi akamsikia dereva anasema.

    "Duh, eee Mzee Frank huyu Malaya uliyeokota leo balaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Kuliko wa jana!!!!!!"
     
  2. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Asante lakini nilishairusha wiki mbili tatu zilizopita imetulia sana
     
  3. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    maisha jamani....Heaven forbid!!!:A S 13::A S 13:
     
  4. Makindi N

    Makindi N JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi kweli kweli.... kwahiyo hiyo mazoezi ya basketball huwa ni balaa..................
     
  5. Babu Lao

    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    Na wewe uliitoa wapi DA, ila imetulia.... kumbe mazoezi ya basketball ni mazoezi ya kuchukua mademu duu!!!
     
  6. Chauro

    Chauro JF-Expert Member

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    na huyo mama nini kutafuta vitu vya kumuua akiviona
     
  7. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    ha haaaaaaaaaaaa, usimsemee mtu ambaye huwi naye 24/7.
     
  8. Ba Martha

    Ba Martha JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuuuuhhhh........
     
  9. Baba_Enock

    Baba_Enock JF-Expert Member

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    Sijui,

    hii inaweza kujibu ile thread ya LD?
     
  10. Twilumba

    Twilumba JF-Expert Member

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    Frank nae, mazoezi ya Basket no Rum na 5.... duh!!!
     
  11. U

    UKOMBOZI TZ Member

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    Duniani kuna vitukooo.......
     
  12. M

    Marytina JF-Expert Member

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    kazi ipo sijui nisiolewe maishani manake nahisi ntamchinja mtu nikimfuma
     
  13. Easymutant

    Easymutant JF-Expert Member

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    Olewa mama ndo maisha unaweza we ukapata mfanya mazezi ya mpira wa miguu ...usikate tamaa:wink2:
     
  14. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Oooh!
    UwiiiiiiiiiƬi!
     
  15. Likasu

    Likasu JF-Expert Member

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    Daah siku imekamilika.
     
  16. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Wera weraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Hule to frank and his wife
     
  17. RealMan

    RealMan JF-Expert Member

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    Its a good joke na umeiweka kwa kiswahili kumatch mazingira tunayoelewa.

    Imetulia
     
  18. Nailyne

    Nailyne JF-Expert Member

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    kama ingekuwa kweli nahisi huyo mama angezimia kwa shock!
     
  19. Mwanakili90

    Mwanakili90 JF-Expert Member

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    Dunia mzimaaaa iyo!!
     
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