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Simba Mkristo ....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtoboasiri, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    Mtu mmoja alikuwa anasafiri peke yake kwa miguu na njia pekee ya kumfikisha aendako ilihusisha kupitia kwenye pori. Akiwa katikati ya pori alikutana na simba, akapanda juu ya mti pekee uliokuwa karibu japo ulikuwa si mrefu sana. Jamaa akamuomba Mungu ili amfanye yule simba awe mkristo. Mara jamaa akamsikia simba akisali: Nibarikie Mungu wangu mimi na chakula changu ulichonipa nipate nguvu za kukutumikia vema, amen".
     
  2. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! kunahaja ya huyu jamaa amwombe mungu simba ageuke kuwa jiwe
     
  3. Maayo

    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha bora angeomba simba awe muislam halaf yeye ageuke nguruwe.
     
  4. mtotowamjini

    mtotowamjini JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha haaaa
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa
     
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    manasa Member

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    Teh!!!
     
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    Red Giant JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu hivi huwa unaenda wapi maana daily si usiku si mchana we unatembea tu
     
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    Deejay nasmile JF-Expert Member

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    Deejay nasmile amecheka sana aisee
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Umenichekesha sana mkuu
     
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