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Silly question for silly answer

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mitchell, Dec 13, 2010.

  1. Mitchell

    Mitchell JF-Expert Member

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    They see you wet from the bathroom, they ask were you taking a bath
    The answer : No I was sleeping.

    They see you sleep yet they ask, are you sleep
    The answer : No I'm in a coma.

    Your boyfriend visit you at your apartment with bunch of flowers yet you ask him, Darling are those flowers?
    The answer : No honey they are carrots.

    Add as many as u can
     
  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    From a waiter to a couple.
    QN:A table for two yes?
    ANS:No just for one my wife will sit on my sholders."
    QN:Were you sitting here?
    ANS:No my imaginary friend ghosty was.
    Someone sees you wearing a cloth and asks
    QN:Are you wearing that.?
    ANS:No i'm planning to go out naked.
    Teh teh teh
     
  3. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Akiuliza ni saa ngapi (huku akionyesha sehemu anapaswa kuvalia saa mkononi mwake)?
     
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    coscated JF-Expert Member

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    swali: utaondoka saa ngapi?
    Jibu: sifahamu nitaondoka saa ngapi, ukiona nimeondoka uangalie saa.
     
  5. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Or
    .
    QN:You haven't caught any fish have you?
    ANS:No i've caught a million,they are just playing in the water.
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    From a student to a teacher.
    QN:Can i go to the toilet?
    ANS:I dont know!can you?
    .
    .
    QN:Is that yours
    ANS:No i stole it.
    .
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    From a stopped driver to a traffic police.
    QN:Did i do something wrong?
    ANS:No today we just decided to charge people who do right things!CHEERS
     
  6. mi_mdau

    mi_mdau JF-Expert Member

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    It's twelve o'clock in the afternoon and a guy asks his friend
    Qn: is that the sun shining so brightly today?
    Ans: I don't know, I'm not from this town!
     
  7. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Or mayb this.
    A doctor sees a patient and asks him.
    How are you doing today?
    I feel great,i just love your company!Yes i'm not doing well that's why i'm here jerk.
    .
    .
    Someone asks
    'hey are you gonna eat that?"
    No i'm going to freeze it and put it on my wall.
     
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