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siku miti yote inapoteleza!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ms Judith, Apr 28, 2011.

  1. Ms Judith

    Ms Judith JF-Expert Member

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    Death came to a guy and said,”my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list".

    So the guy told death, " that's ok; why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go". Death said, " alright then".

    The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell asleep.

    The guy removed his name from top of the list to the bottom of the list.

    So when death woke up, he said to the guy, “I will start from the bottom of the list because you have been so nice to me".
     
  2. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha! Kweli miti yote imeteleza inabidi akubali yaishe!
     
  3. pmwasyoke

    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    He should have used poison - not sleeping pills!
     
  4. Jaguar

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    Ndo hivyo,ujanja ukiuzidisha si muda mrefu utaitwa mshamba!
     
  5. Vinci

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    hahahahaha....hii imekaa vema. hata yule fundi mjenzi alipewa kazi ya kujenga nyumba ya boss wake..kutokana na uvivu wake na kutoipenda ila kazi akajenga nyumba mbaya mbaya isiyo imara. basi nyumba ilipokamilika..akamkabidhi tajiri nyumba yake. Tajiri akamwambia HIYO nilidhamiriwa uijenge iwe yako....jamaa alipata mshangao na masikitiko kwani angejua ingekuwa yake angeijenga kwa ustadi na ubora wa hali ya juu
     
  6. Mulhat Mpunga

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    very funny dear
     
  7. Nazjaz

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    Kudadadadeki, nahisi kijimimba changu cha mwezi mmoja kasoro kinatoka.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa.....,kazi kweli2.
     
  9. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahaha imetulia
     
  10. Roulette

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    Akili nyingi huondoa maarifa
     
  11. NDINDA

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    :pound::pound::pound::pound:
     
  12. chapaa

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    Itabidi akubali yaishe,imetulia
     
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