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Sikia hii ukweni

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Baba V, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alienda kuposa kwa Mzee Mmoja.
    Mzee: Yaani ww umekuja Kuposa huku Unatafuna BigG? Si dharau hiyo!
    Jamaa: Natoa harufu ya sigara.
    Mzee:Unasemaje? Unavuta sigara pia!?
    Jamaa: Nikitoka klabu kulewa ndo huwa Navuta.
    Mzee: Tobaa! Unalewaga pia!?
    Jamaa: Nilianza kulewa Nilipokuwa jela.
    Mzee:Yaani na kufungwa pia umeshawahi!?
    Jamaa: Ah si niliua Mtu.
    Mzee:Duh kumbe wewe muuaji!? Astaghafillulah.
    Jamaa: Si kuna Mzee mmoja ***** nilitaka Kumposa mwanae akanikatalia, mimi nikamuulia mbali.
    Mzee: Karibu baba, unataka harusi lini? Mimi sina tabu, mke tu umepata! Mkeo huyu hapa wakwako baba!! Duu!
     
  2. mopaozi

    mopaozi JF-Expert Member

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    Doctor: Do you exercise daily for good health?

    Me: Yes Sir!I play football,cricket,tennis daily!

    Doctor: How long do you play?

    Me: Until the battery in my Cellphone goes down!
     
  3. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo kali
     
  4. KIGENE

    KIGENE JF-Expert Member

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    Imekuwa hapa mara zaidi ya kumi its monotonus!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh through phone ?

    Near by Soweto Mbeya
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    yes! z is great!
     
  7. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Hii kali
     
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