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Sijui ni vyakula tunavyokula......

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by luckyperc, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. luckyperc

    luckyperc JF-Expert Member

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    Sisi midume bana usimue demu kaacha wazi sehemu yake ya mwili, tutaitolea macho hapo khaa....
    hasa kwenye daladala demu akiwa amevaa kimini utachungulia mapaja, kitop utaangalia kiunoni.
    SASA JE NIVYAKULA AU NI NINI TATIZO.
     
  2. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Ndo asili ya viumbe wa kiume.
     
  3. luckyperc

    luckyperc JF-Expert Member

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    kwa kula chabo?
     
  4. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    maumbo kuumbika, mivuto kuvutia, hapo nimepatia
     
  5. tete'a'tete

    tete'a'tete JF-Expert Member

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    Damu zinachemka ukiona umeona vitu kama hivyo na hujatamani ujue we si mwenzetu....
     
  6. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    maumbo kuumbika, mivuto kuvutia, hapo nimepatia hamna chakula wala wali wala sufuria na sinia
     
  7. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    unatakiwa umalize haja zako kwa mkeo,kabla hujaanza mishemishe
    itakusaidia
     
  8. luckyperc

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    hapo uko sawa kabisaaaa....
     
  9. luckyperc

    luckyperc JF-Expert Member

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    kweli kabisa hebu pata picha demu amepiga kimini then akakaa kwenye siti ya tairi miguu akainua unafikiri utafanyaje wewe.
     
  10. luckyperc

    luckyperc JF-Expert Member

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    1. hujaoa
    2. umenyimwa unyumba
    3. mkeo kasafiri
    ngale zimejirundika
     
  11. tete'a'tete

    tete'a'tete JF-Expert Member

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    Sio jambo la kuuliza nitapiga chabo tuuu...kuna na vile vikamba wanatuvalia na unakuta demu anainuka kwenye kiti makusudi vile kama anainama hivi loooh hawa dada ni viboko...
     
  12. luckyperc

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    kuna mabakuli.....
     
  13. luckyperc

    luckyperc JF-Expert Member

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    mama weehhh hapo ndo sasa mimi huwa sitoi macho.
     
  14. luckyperc

    luckyperc JF-Expert Member

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    Demu ukute amevaa transparent halafu mwanga wa gari ukamulika na kuchora kule kwenye mapaja dah.........
     
  15. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Huku kwetu tunaita "kuzingatia".
    Usipozingatia una matatzo.
     
  16. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    ni kufurahia na kua-appreciate uumbaji wa mungu. tatizo ni pale unapotaka kujimilikisha kwa nguvu. hata sie huwa tunawachabo,tofauti sie tunaangalia kipembeni, nt necessary tuwe tumevutiwa. hata maajabu tunachabo tu,relax kaka!
     
  17. mikatabafeki

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    huh...................nisipokodolea ntaonekana mnafki
     
  18. R

    Rweye JF-Expert Member

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    Huwa natamani kupeleka mkono walau niguse kidogo...kibaya zaidi ni pale anapogundua naye akaamua kukuonea huruma..anaaamua kuachia zaidi hadi kwenye milango ya V,huwa najikuta nasali ile sala ya ...na sasa ni saa ya kufa kwetu...
     
  19. luckyperc

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    mzee kuzingatia u mean chabo chabooo......
     
  20. luckyperc

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    mkuu wewe ni noma inawezekana ni mtaalamu wa kubambia kwenye daladala....hehehe
     
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