Sifa za wanafunzi kulingana na vyuo

[Moyibi]

Learning is continous process mkuu unaweza soma maisha yako yote,usikariri

sasa unataka kunambia bongo mnasoma !! Hakuna kitu nyie wote mnakariri tu

 

[Babarita]

sasa unataka kunambia bongo mnasoma !! Hakuna kitu nyie wote mnakariri tu

Kama husomi ni ww,bongo watu wanapiga shule bana

 

[Moyibi]

Kama husomi ni ww,bongo watu wanapiga shule bana

aaah !! Shule ya kukariri vilivyoandikwa na Wazungu, Yaani mnacopy everythn kuanzia technique zote za ufundishaji ila mwisho wa siku wote chaliiii hakuna jipya wote empty set mfano mzuri ni hawa ma engineer na kusoma kote huko hakuna hata kimoja walichogunduaaaaa afu bado mnajiita wasomi tu !!

 

[Moyibi]

Kama husomi ni ww,bongo watu wanapiga shule bana

kwa taarifa Yako Bongo hamna wasomi bali kuna wizi mtupu na siasa za mdomoni tu !! Shame on You little pupple

 

[Babarita]

kwa taarifa Yako Bongo hamna wasomi bali kuna wizi mtupu na siasa za mdomoni tu !! Shame on You little pupple

Kwa jinsi ninavyo kufahamu hauna tofauti na maneno unayoandika

 

[Moyibi]

Kwa jinsi ninavyo kufahamu hauna tofauti na maneno unayoandika

kama huna hoja kaa chini !!

 

[Tram Almasi]

Eti Mzumbe ni wenye akili!!! Angalia programu ya MPA/MBA vilaza kibao wanaikimbilia

Some years back I had the opportunity to be a member of the interview panel, and one of the MPA graduates from Mzumbe was the candidate. At the end of the Interview one of panelists was a professor who asked ''What went wrong with our education system?. This came up baada ya huyo so called MPA graduate kufanya madudu ya ajabu kwa kushindwa kutoa historical background kwa kifupi.Kiukweli graduates inabidi yeye binafsi ajitambue na kujipima na wenzake ambao wamemaliza the same course iwe hapa Tanzania au hata nje ya nchi.

 

[Suma mziwanda kageye]

Acha kukalil maisha wewe mtoa mada nyie ndo walewale ukiambiwa m2 anamkono wa birika basi unajua began anakichuma.kama vp jiongeze

 

[fortunho]

kweli akili ni nywele.kanyoe kipara

 

[Zero One Two]

What about Dar es Salaam Institute of Technology?

¤Sua, Muhas, Kcmc- Makini na Wajanja
Mzumbe- Matajiri na wenye Akili
¤Udsm- Watu wenye sifa mchanganyiko na jamii inawakubali
¤Cbe-dar- Malaya na wasiojiweza kiakili
¤Tumaini, Ardhi- Upeo mdogo wa kufikiri na watoto wa Mama
¤Ruco- Wajinga kwa waliokosa vyuo kabisa
¤Udom- Waliokosa nafasi Udzm na wanaipenda ingawa wanaipondea
¤Sauti,Ustawi, Mwl Nyerere, Muccobs, Cbe-dom- Wasiojua Future Zao
¤Iaa- Wenye uwezo ila walifeli form six
¤Mipango, Zanzibar, St.john, Moro Muslim- Wasiofahamu umuhimu wa elemu, hapa vilaza wamejaa kaa Nyota
¤Lpcuco- Majigambo kibao hamna cha maana kazi kujipraudi tu
¤Ifm- Kwa mademu wa ukweli

 

[Lyamber]

jamaa inabidi ujue kutofautisha academician, academician amekaa kimadesa na maelezo zaidi hawezi vumbua kitu, halafu sio uvumbuzi wa wasomi wa bonogo tu bali ni innovations..so haijalishi umesoma wapi sweden, usa, kenya malawi, physics ni ile ile chemistry, law, economics,commerce etc...

 

[Obama wa Bongo]

¤Sua, Muhas, Kcmc- Makini na Wajanja
Mzumbe- Matajiri na wenye Akili
¤Udsm- Watu wenye sifa mchanganyiko na jamii inawakubali
¤Cbe-dar- Malaya na wasiojiweza kiakili
¤Tumaini, Ardhi- Upeo mdogo wa kufikiri na watoto wa Mama
¤Ruco- Wajinga kwa waliokosa vyuo kabisa
¤Udom- Waliokosa nafasi Udzm na wanaipenda ingawa wanaipondea
¤Sauti,Ustawi, Mwl Nyerere, Muccobs, Cbe-dom- Wasiojua Future Zao
¤Iaa- Wenye uwezo ila walifeli form six
¤Mipango, Zanzibar, St.john, Moro Muslim- Wasiofahamu umuhimu wa elemu, hapa vilaza wamejaa kaa Nyota
¤Lpcuco- Majigambo kibao hamna cha maana kazi kujipraudi tu
¤Ifm- Kwa mademu wa ukweli

akili zako mbofumbofu,ngoja umalize hako kachuo kako usote mtaani ndo utatia akili na hayo mashauzi yako

 

[king Chuga]

Kama kweli vile

 

[Mpigamsuli]

Hapa mkuu ze duduz alikurupuka

 

[Eng.Livingstone]

we kweli ki dudu mtu,baba ako ndo asikutegemee kabisaa km atapata vihela vya mshahara wako we bado una fikra hasi

 

[kuruti wa mungu]

k.u.m.* kwel

 

[xir jyerphy]

k.u.m.* kwel

Muongezee moja la mwisho ajilaumu kuleta post ya ki.k.u.m*

 

[Meritta]

Mhhh umetumia kipimo gan

 

[issawema]

k yako

 

[Pompey]

¤Sua, Muhas, Kcmc- Makini na Wajanja
Mzumbe- Matajiri na wenye Akili
¤Udsm- Watu wenye sifa mchanganyiko na jamii inawakubali
¤Cbe-dar- Malaya na wasiojiweza kiakili
¤Tumaini, Ardhi- Upeo mdogo wa kufikiri na watoto wa Mama
¤Ruco- Wajinga kwa waliokosa vyuo kabisa
¤Udom- Waliokosa nafasi Udzm na wanaipenda ingawa wanaipondea
¤Sauti,Ustawi, Mwl Nyerere, Muccobs, Cbe-dom- Wasiojua Future Zao
¤Iaa- Wenye uwezo ila walifeli form six
¤Mipango, Zanzibar, St.john, Moro Muslim- Wasiofahamu umuhimu wa elemu, hapa vilaza wamejaa kaa Nyota
¤Lpcuco- Majigambo kibao hamna cha maana kazi kujipraudi tu
¤Ifm- Kwa mademu wa ukweli

haya yote ya nin mtu wangu,, unajua kwenye lyf, especially utafutaj,, dont u dare dspise yo fellows,, et kisa we unajweza
kuliko wao,, Mungu kampangia kila mtu future yake, regardless of,, mahal aliposomea,, kwanza kama we unasoma humu bongo, pole, kwasabab unasoma ndan ya nchi ambayo elimu yake bado ni very poor,, haina msaada unaonekana kwa taifa,, wengi wanakariri ili wafaulu mitihani,, et kwa sabab wanakauwezo kauwezo ka kukariri, maneno meeeng, wakat hata ndan ya top 900 ya vyuo dunian cha tz hakimo,, so u better mind yo damnd lyf,,